Vampires and Werewolves!

So, I was looking at the movies coming out this weekend and did you know there’s a movie about a woman, a vampire, and a werewolf?!?!? And that there have already been FOUR of these movies?? That sounds AWESOME!

What I assume this crazy woman who can handle both looks like:

I can barely imagine the exciting plot lines here. Does the woman join forces with the vampire to murder werewolves all around the world? Does the woman collude with the werewolf to stake out (pun intended, Jake) vampires and kill the entire vampire race? Or does she, and let’s hope!, pit them against each other so all of vampire and werewolf kind are obliterated. So many action scenes! So much blood and gore! I can’t believe … oh, wait, you’re telling me it’s a love story? And that the vampire shine like glitter? And that the werewolf’s main power is to make teenage girls swoon when he takes off his shirt? And that it doesn’t even star Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather suit?

Oh.

Huh. Well, this is different.

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One thought on “Vampires and Werewolves!

  1. Sorry, but my vampires have to combust in daylight and the only pain in their hearts is from a stake hurled by the female lead. Women of the world, you can blame Joss Whedon for my insensitivity.

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