On Saturday, I learned that The Walt Disney Company has trademarked the phase “Seal Team 6” to make, according to records, clothing, footwear, headwear, toys, games and “entertainment and education services.” Because, let’s be honest, when breaking news interrupted “The Celebrity Apprentice” to let me know Osama bin Laden had been killed the first thing I thought was, “Hmm… can I get that in a rainbow headband and an open-toed sandal?”
But, let’s not jump to conclusions here. Maybe it’s just a coincidence. Perhaps the Walt Disney Company has been hard at work on a rip-off of “Happy Feet” where, instead of penguins, an elite group of six seals learn to express their loneliness in the cold winter through interpretative dance. For a studio that made “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” anything is possible.